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Titel: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 12.06.2006, 04:12 Uhr



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What have I gotten myself into?!?

http://isiclabs.com/hacker.html
 
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Titel: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 12.06.2006, 04:21 Uhr



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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

LMAO!
This has to be a joke.
AOL,responsible smart careing anti hacker isp?!?
 
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Titel: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 12.06.2006, 05:07 Uhr



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After reading the whole thing its satire....funny too.
 
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Titel: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 12.06.2006, 06:53 Uhr



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Very funny joke! I was laughing hard enough at the article and then I saw how many idiots were taking it seriously!!! I have literally laughed until until I could hardly breath!!!!

Thanks for the link to the best laugh I have had in years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Green Lachen Sehr glücklich Smilie Lachen Mr. Green Sehr glücklich Mr. Green Lachen
 
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Titel: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 12.06.2006, 06:55 Uhr



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If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.


I'm somewhat concerned, I think the lunix the author is referring to may be one and the same thing that kano has tricked us into running.

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If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.


As you can easily see, kano tried to trick us by using the grub software instead of the lilo software to run his lunix version. But now that I see the truth, I"ll be getting some new hard drives. I was wondering what had happened to windows for the last few months, but now it's all making sense: kano, slh, and his hacker friends, have tricked us all into running his hacking software, probably so they can also do their DOS stuff against other computers out there on the web.

Fortunately, this article warned me about what was happening, and told us how to fix the problem.

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Titel: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 12.06.2006, 07:13 Uhr



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Oh, and in the comments, I found this:

Zitat:
Dual-head displays are most commonly used by hacker criminals. One screen is used for their local computer's display, and the other screen is used as the display for the remote system they are "rooting".


Now it seems to be clear to me that somehow kano and his evil lunix hacking group have not only tricked me into running their hacking software, they have in fact made me become a hacker. I can find no other reasonable explanation.

<but what's really really sad, is that many of the comments in that linked article don't actually get that it's a joke... that's depressing.. oh, checked again, it's an archived joke, from 2001... man, are people really this stupid? tell me it's not true>
 
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Titel: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 12.06.2006, 08:56 Uhr



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h2 hat folgendes geschrieben::
man, are people really this stupid? tell me it's not true>

Its not true!
There, there.
Now go home and take on of the tablets labelled Windows Install, this should have you feeling better by tomorrow when your recovery starts.
Tomorrow its time to dig out that AOL CD rip out your AMD CPU and fit an intel one. If you find out that it won't fit just cut off some of those metal bits underneath.

Next week will will start rehab. You will need the memory from your computer, some call RAM which has been adsorbing your thoughts for all the time you used lunix. Take a large hammer and grind them up as small as possible because they have to be pushed up your nose to get back your memories...

You don't need a new hard drive, I think this is just scaremongering, instead send it to me and I'll clean it for you with some special hacker tools for $500. If you want it back then just let me know and send me another $500 to cover postage. I know this sounds expensive but there are special precautions to be used shipping hard drives like airtight bags and keeping them at absolute zero to prevent viruses.


Most of all don't panic, many people have used linux and gone back to a normal life afterwards. Of course the asylums are also full of those who haven't but its not too late for you. Simply send off a cheque to AOL, no need to fill in the amount they can do it for you.
 
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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 13.06.2006, 01:12 Uhr
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I think I just pissed myself, bbl

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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 13.06.2006, 01:14 Uhr



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Omg,the comments are just as funny,yet scarey!
 
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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 13.06.2006, 01:19 Uhr
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Remember, these are windows users !!!

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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 13.06.2006, 01:50 Uhr



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gowater, thanks for the very kindly offer. I am glad to see that I will not need to purchase new hard drives. I'm glad you alerted me to that fact that if the hard drives are not shipped at absolute zero I could conceivably get more viruses.

I think I have some AOL cds sitting around somewhere, so that shouldn't be a problem.

What really disturbs me is that Kano tricked us into using his lunix hacking software by changing its name to kanotix. And by using the grub software instead of the lilo software. But now I see it's all the same thing.

What I'm really glad about is that I found out about this before the antihacking security forces of the US government had me arrested for my activities. Isn't there some law against spreading this lunix? Can we have kano arrested maybe, to prevent this from happening to other innocent people out there?

I do have one last question, if I keep using my dual head video card, will that make me a hacker even if I go back to using the proper windows software that my computer should be running?

Also, since I did in fact accidentally buy the AMD thing, can I just take it out and replace it with a proper Intel CPU, or do I have to do any other dehackifying operations as well in my computer? Could the AMD device have placed more hacking materials on my computer that I need to also remove?
 
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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 13.06.2006, 13:54 Uhr



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AMD chips carry special communist code. Once this gets onto your PC your whole house is compromised and all your luxury items will start to be subjegated so expect your microwave to mess up and TV to start showing World Cup on every channel. This is a communist European plot that many people are unaware of. If you have problems fitting a real Intel CPU then just glue it anywhere in the case, Im sure the real thing knows what to do. Remember processors are made of pure smoke, if you want to check this out you take oif the heatsink and overclock and wait until the smoke comes out. You will soon see that the processor is useless without the smoke inside that makes it work.

You can't go wrong with AOL... once you have it it can be a little hard to get rid of but it gives you a safer surfing experience however even this cannot help you if you visit a web server running lunix. Luckily these web servers are very unstable so your chance of finding a working one are low however if you stumble on one then you might find non DCMA music and other illegal things.

Your second monitor will have to go. The problem is these lunix hackerz use this to distract you while they hack your computer. Remember your Freedom is at risk here. With a second monitor you always have the risk of opening a command line and these are what lead people into hacking. Even using a safe OS like Windows people have been dragged into hacking circles and trapped. Remember a second monitor is like a gateway drug into he world of hacking. It seems harmless as you use photoshop toolbars on it but its just a matter of time before you start hacking.
Also remember Adobe have fallen out with Microsoft so its no longer safe to use their products either, they have been a long time supporter of mini-hacker OS's like OS-X.... and are trying to ruin it for everyone with their PDF thingies... what's wrong with a good ole powerpoint presentation with embedded word and excel? sheesh.... if people don't hgave word they are obviously a hacker... I mean ven secretaries have word so if you don't then you must be a hacker.

I hope this is all clearer now.
 
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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 14.06.2006, 04:15 Uhr
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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 14.06.2006, 09:10 Uhr



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piper, I guess it's easy to laugh if your computer didn't get infected with all this hacker software like mine did, and hacker hardware. Some of us however have to deal with these problems before they get any worse.

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Titel: Re: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 14.06.2006, 09:44 Uhr



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piper, I guess it's easy to laugh if your computer didn't get infected with all this hacker software like mine did, and hacker hardware. Some of us however have to deal with these problems before they get any worse.

Yeah and don't forget the poor anti-virus companies. There is a whole industry to support here and people loosing jobs because of hacker software like lunix.

I started off with just one AMD chip a while ago and now its infected every computer I own. I dare not open my XBOX, (it says its not allowed) but I think the AMD even infected it because now it boots into lunix as well.

I regret the commont on overclocking, you shouldn't do this with intel chips because they sell them to run at a speed and if you want it running faster you should pay the extra money, even if it is exactly the same chip with a different label!

back to the original posts:
I think what's so funny is the lengths people will go to prove their ignorance.
 
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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 14.06.2006, 16:50 Uhr
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I now cannot flush my toilet, I have been hacked !!

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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 14.06.2006, 20:41 Uhr



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Help I am being tortuered into being a hacker.

Anyone know how I can install MindGuard to protect myself? I keep getting errors.

There is even a program on my system called littlewizard definitely a hacker brainwashing program.

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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 16.06.2006, 21:02 Uhr



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gowater, I'm afraid it's too late for me, a vendor of a client just called me the dreaded word, a 'hacker'.. just because I broke their silly copy protection that I was supposed to test... I tried to correct him, but I can see that this lunix stuff is far more viral than I'd suspected, I believe that it actually enters into your blood stream, through the keyboard and monitor rays, then slowly begins to physically alter your body until you are completely taken over by the lunix virus, biologically speaking.

Once it has successfully taken you over, it then makes you do things like buy amd, dual monitors, and then run lunix full time. Once this last step has been taken, you can be fairly sure that the situation is hopeless.

I believe, though I'm not certain, that it's the early exposure, you know, when you are 'just checking it out', or 'only running a livecd', that type of thing, that infects you and makes you give up all autonomy. It's just like when biological viruses take you over and use your cells to produce more copies of themselves. Just think about it, how many times have you given a livecd to a friend so they can 'check it out'.

The situation is far more serious than I'd first suspected.

I believe it's too late for me, but I post this as a warning to others who may think that innocently booting into the live cd is a 'safe' thing to do, 'risk free'. Take it from me, it's not, leave when you still can. For the rest of us, it's too late.
 
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Titel: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 16.06.2006, 21:17 Uhr



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It's definitely too late and hopeless if you discover owning more cds/dvds with operating systems than music/video on it ....
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Titel:   BeitragVerfasst am: 24.06.2006, 05:01 Uhr



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The real Lunix:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LUnix Geschockt Auf den Arm nehmen
 
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Titel: Illegal Hacker Operating System?  BeitragVerfasst am: 24.06.2006, 13:16 Uhr



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h2 hat folgendes geschrieben::
gowater, I'm afraid it's too late for me, a vendor of a client just called me the dreaded word, a 'hacker'.. just because I broke their silly copy protection that I was supposed to test... I tried to correct him, but I can see that this lunix stuff is far more viral than I'd suspected, I believe that it actually enters into your blood stream, through the keyboard and monitor rays, then slowly begins to physically alter your body until you are completely taken over by the lunix virus, biologically speaking.

Once it has successfully taken you over, it then makes you do things like buy amd, dual monitors, and then run lunix full time. Once this last step has been taken, you can be fairly sure that the situation is hopeless.

I believe, though I'm not certain, that it's the early exposure, you know, when you are 'just checking it out', or 'only running a livecd', that type of thing, that infects you and makes you give up all autonomy. It's just like when biological viruses take you over and use your cells to produce more copies of themselves. Just think about it, how many times have you given a livecd to a friend so they can 'check it out'.

The situation is far more serious than I'd first suspected.

I believe it's too late for me, but I post this as a warning to others who may think that innocently booting into the live cd is a 'safe' thing to do, 'risk free'. Take it from me, it's not, leave when you still can. For the rest of us, it's too late.


Ack.... this actually sounds TRUE... you can't post that else I'll do my own real life stories over this!

OK.. that does it ....

My ex-company is on 2 sites and i was basically an internal consultant.
I have to look at a database on the other site and give a report but the admin won't give me a password .. basically cause its in a mess ... so i know the ODBC user is left as guest/guest... so I log in remotely from windows and make my report .. so i get called into the corporate security for 'hacking' ... not only this the DBA insists i couldn't have gained access without physically sitting at a UNIX workstation at the other site and having cracked someones password.....

So the director of security has a PC in his office so i ask if I can demonstate.... kick off the package manager Oracle sql-client for windows, log in and show him the stuff I was working on... (lucky he was a pretty bright guy) so then he asks why its not secure ... it is reasonably I say, firstly I need to be on the internal network and secondly I need to have a valid login and be authorised to instal the client .. which I need about 5 approvals for.

However ... if i had wanted to hack in i could have done it this way... to which i show a gaping vulnerability that anyone can do.

The DBA got transferred but I didn't feel bad because he had actually escalated the whole thing to get me in as much trouble as possible!

I think it better not to mention what i did with a liveCD and regedit !
 
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Titel:   BeitragVerfasst am: 24.06.2006, 14:33 Uhr
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I've seen a few of these now. They make me laugh. The joke isn't so much what is said but the comments they generate. You'd have to be stupid or one-eyed not to see the satire. Apparently the world is full of both.Lachen
Bonzi Buddy is a hacker tool? LMAO reminds me of Ramzi's hacker tips on "The Broken"

Funny, funny stuff.

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Titel:   BeitragVerfasst am: 24.06.2006, 15:30 Uhr



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Cathbard hat folgendes geschrieben::
I've seen a few of these now. They make me laugh. The joke isn't so much what is said but the comments they generate. You'd have to be stupid or one-eyed not to see the satire. Apparently the world is full of both.Lachen
Bonzi Buddy is a hacker tool? LMAO reminds me of Ramzi's hacker tips on "The Broken"

Funny, funny stuff.

Yep its a sad reflection on humankind but its the comments and better still followups and flogging to death that are really sad/funny.
 
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Titel:   BeitragVerfasst am: 01.07.2006, 00:24 Uhr



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Found this on another site, and there are almost 6000 comments on it, taking it seriously...

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/ ... .2147.html
 
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